Old Nutball and the Shifty Twins

"... even though I do not know you, and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you."

Hello, my name is Michaela! I post whatever tickles my fancy, which includes (but is NOT limited to) Doctor Who, LOTR, The Killers, Star Trek, The Avengers, Orange Is the New Black, and anything else I find funny.

It might be helpful to note that I'm an aromantic grey asexual, and I consider myself a feminist, so I will post things relating to these topics as well as other social/political issues.

Without further ado, get busy browsing and enjoy my blog!

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Sorry I haven’t been around for awhile - things have been so crazy with Coachella (and all the planning/stressing/freaking out that requires). Hopefully I’ll be able to get back to blogging soon, because I miss you guys like no one’s business!

I’m so tired right now, I don’t even want to put a caption. #losangeles #california #la #foxstudios #pre #coachella2014

summerlaxvibes:

lifeisbeautyxox:

naturallynautical:

Second semester senior attitude

every semester attitude. let’s be honest

My attitude since pre-k

spooky-nap:

wish you were queer shoutout to jena malone

zebcuson:

gingerten:

vigilanteflower:

21stequinox:

mystsaphyr:

cupcakesandcannibalism:

solarfox6:

stelera:

zexionienzo:

andrewcentrism:

nikkidoughnuts:

88floors:

The Cube desktop 3D home printer by 3D Systems

Putting this on the Xmas list!

MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.

I REPEAT, MASS MARKETED 3D PRINTING IS HAPPENING.


HOMESTUCKS WHERE ARE YOU THIS IS THE REAL LIFE ALCHEMITER.

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Ahem. Homestucks, I give you a fast, easy way to create horns for your cosplays which are lightweight, and extremely durable. The horns featured above are 3D printed in acrylic, and only slightly heavier than fully dried model magic, though they are significantly stronger. While mounting them to my headband, I dropped one from about 4 feet. It was completely fine.

yEs

AAAAHHH

I NEED ONE

I NEED ONE TO MAKE A SPECIFIC HAMMER

All the little cosplay accessories I could make with this *^*

-SCREEEEEECH-

Between this and a CNC router you could build most of a cops lay that way.

zombies-in-my-tea:

bottass:

THE BEST BODYCHECK OF ALL TIMES AMEN.

I think you mean bootycheck.

official-sebastian-strider:

impossibleclarawho:

My friend not taking shit from anyone and the struggles of living in a Bible Belt state: a trilogy. 

Tell your friend that they are amazing.

aliceyarr:

gossipinq:

We enter a little coffeehouse with a friend of mine and give our order. While we’re aproaching our table two people come in and they go to the counter:

‘Five coffees, please. Two of them for us and three suspended’ They pay for their order, take the two and leave.

I ask my friend: “What are those ‘suspended’ coffees?”
My friend: “Wait for it and you will see.”

Some more people enter. Two girls ask for one coffee each, pay and go. The next order was for seven coffees and it was made by three lawyers - three for them and four ‘suspended’. While I still wonder what’s the deal with those ‘suspended’ coffees I enjoy the sunny weather and the beautiful view towards the square infront of the café. Suddenly a man dressed in shabby clothes who looks like a beggar comes in throught the door and kindly asks
‘Do you have a suspended coffee ?’

It’s simple - people pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who can not afford a warm bevarage. The tradition with the suspended coffees started in Naples, but it has spread all over the world and in some places you can order not only a suspended coffee, but also a sandwitch or a whole meal.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful to have such cafés or even grocery stores in every town where the less fortunate will find hope and support ? If you own a business why don’t you offer it to your clients… I am sure many of them will like it.
Source : [x]

Humans can be very, very lovely.

titraitor:

How to read a George Orwell book:

1. Open book

2. Read book

3. Close book

4. Stare off in to spare for at least 4 consecutive hours questioning politics, media, authority figures and humanity as a whole until your entire perspective of social structure comes crumbling down around you and you wander about reality suddenly aware of your insignificance, ignorance and cattle-like demeanour 

thedoctor-hasmysoul:

night-vale-secretpolice:

night-vale-secretpolice:

When I used to think about Voldemort’s horcruxes I imagined a soul divided in equal portions residing in the different horcruxes and Voldemort himself. I realised that this can’t be true in The Half-Blood Prince Slughorn describes making a horcrux as splitting ones soul in two. This means that when Riddle made his Diary into a horcrux he split his soul in half and physically removed one half from his body and placed it in the diary. This means that he only had half of his soul left when he made his next horcrux, Marvolo’s ring. This half would have been split in half leaving only a quarter in Voldemort’s body. This goes on and on the amount of soul remaining in Voldemort halving each time he makes a horcrux until he had only 1/128 or 0.78125% left in his body.  As shown in the graph above.  So next time you wonder why Voldemort could have done some of things he did, remember how little human he had left in him. I don’t know about you but I think that this is crazy.

Come on guys, I didn’t do maths for 14 notes

So are you telling me that Harry had more Voldemort than Voldemort had Voldemort? 

heatherbat:

smalltownbigguy:

in the south we don’t say “you’re a dumb fuck” we say “bless your heart” and i think that’s beautiful. 

the more mind-obliteratingly stupid we find you, the more descriptive we get. “bless your precious, sweet, mama-loving heart” means we’re not 100% certain how you possess enough intelligence to draw breath.